sounds like me...

looking for an evil, slightly frightening version of a personality test?  this one is littered with sociopathic comments and is even mildli interesting...

Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Smartass

You are 86% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.

You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

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My New Ride

After 3 years in a poor old ambulance that needed it's own life support and occasionally failed to start, the EMS fairy has bestowed on us a brand spanking new taxi, I mean, high-tech medical transport unit.  This baby is awesome- whereas we were lucky when the power steering worked in the old, this sweetheart turns on a dime, has a backup camera, lots of lights & lots of room.  Of course, now that it's here, I am being sent to another station for the next month, and, oh the irony, my old bus is there while theirs is out for repairs.  

Read It or Leave It

Hello, blog world...

An introduction is in order, I suppose, so here we go:

1: I am married to my high school sweetheart, seven years now, good days and bad, but always worth it

2: We have a Redhead, aged 5 years, scary smart, terrible temper

3: I am an emergency medical tech, paid and volunteer

4: I have a bunch of other ways to keep busy, including a photography studio and volunteering at my daughter's school library

5: Things I love-- impractical shoes, mint chocolate chip ice cream, music, the snooze button

6: Things I hate-- spiders, mornings, people who call the ambulance at 2am for a child with a fever and when you get there there's nothing wrong with the kid other being a little warm and no, they haven't given the rugrat any tylenol

Anyway, that's the quick and simple.  I tend to tell it as it I see it, which offends a lot of people, but there are the select (reasonable) few out there who realize I'm not totally insane.